I Have No Life

It’s always nice when people make art for you. ( ^ω^ )

royals-and-quotes:

Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses

(via im-significant)

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

mondodinerd:

Il ragionamento che torna perfettamente del giorno: Thor Principessa Disney.
fumettidisney:

exactly

mondodinerd:

Il ragionamento che torna perfettamente del giorno: Thor Principessa Disney.

fumettidisney:

exactly

(Source: hephesus, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

(via dutchster)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via commiewithablog)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(via flirting-with-psychology)

mantearsflowingfree:

why is there no anime for me, a straight male aged 15-30, that most neglected of demographics.

mantearsflowingfree:

why is there no anime for me, a straight male aged 15-30, that most neglected of demographics.

(via lgbtlaughs)